Register

First the Dems wanted you to register to vote. Now that they have won, they are still pushing registration, this time a new kind - your dress for the inaugural ball. That's right, at a time when many young ladies usually are registering for graduation or marriage gifts, they are registering so that they don't meet up with someone in the 20,000 other ladies going to the balls that has the same designer dress. Oh my! Are the designers really selling more than one copy of THE dress? Well, to not be left out, if you guys out there want to register your suits or tuxes, send me an email.

Here is the first entry I received earlier today:

I am registering my suit.

“Dark grey pin stripe double breasted. Cuffs slightly thread bare. Name embroidered on inside pocket – Alfred Smith. Purchased from the Designer Rack, Montgomery County Animal Rescue Thrift Store with remaining funds in 401k. I am going to party till I’m poor. Oooops, I already am. See you on the 20th" Sphere: Related Content